Dear Lovers of Life,
The limited edition hard cover of Zachary Schomburg's new "Scary, No Scary" (with the special letterpressed mini broadside from Brave Men Press) will start shipping in just a couple of weeks! There are now only 100 copies left of this extraordinary little package. Trust me: these items are beautiful and you will cherish them until you die. They will also probably be worth a lot of money someday; much more than the $30 you paid to add them to your special library.
There are only 200 of these babies that will be in existence, and half of them have already been adopted. Act now or regret it forever...and ever.